Friday, 6 November 2015

10 Reasons to Teach English in SE Asia




Traveling to and living in a completely different culture than your own is a terrific way to experience an inner metamorphosis and teaching English can provide the means. As an English teacher working in SE Asia, you may learn things about yourself that may come as a surprise. You may begin to look at life differently and possibly shape different priorities for yourself. Your entire personality could undergo unexpected changes. You may even get over your shyness and conquer some of your fears. Who knows? Anything can happen on an adventure of discovery into parts unknown as yet. One thing for sure, you will never be the same.

1.       Get Rich
Yes, teaching English can be very lucrative. An English teacher living in SE Asia may not become rich by Western standards, but by the economic standards of the country they reside in, they will be considered very rich! A normal foreign teacher usually earns 4 to 10 times as much as a local tradesman. Plus, in most countries in SE Asia, housing is included in the contract or there is a stipend provided to cover housing costs. That’s the cherry on top. So, as long as one doesn’t have a lot of heavy debts back home, one’s money is free and clear to spend on whatever one’s heart desires.
Plus, if one does have any foreign income, it will be worth 3 to 40 times its value. If you compare exchange rates with your native currency, it will blow your mind how much money you suddenly have. For example: An American can exchange their American dollar for Thai baht and end up with 36 times as much money. (1 REFERENCE http://www.xe.com/currencyconverter/convert/?Amount=10&From=USD&To=THB)
2.       Fall in Love
I would pretty much guarantee that, sooner or later, if you have easy access to your heart, you will fall in love with all of your students. Yes, all. Even the naughty ones are endearing somehow. Although (don’t get me wrong!) nobody is suggesting that there should be romantic relations between teacher and student. However, there is a very unique bond that exists between a Western teacher and his/her students. It’s a little bit like holding a baby bird in the palm of your hand that draws the love out from every hidden corner of your being. On the whole, Asian students seem to have a great deal more respect for their elders than most Western-raised kids and in SE Asia, foreign teachers are considered to be VIP’s garnering the utmost in obeisance. After all, we are rare birds who come from strange, faraway places. All that is not to say that you won’t end up with a real rotter in one of your classes who makes you want to tear your hair out and beat him within half an inch of his life. These sort of annoying kids develop our character.
3.       Get Happy
Happiness is: sharing the wealth of your English knowledge with those less fortunate than yourself.  There is a wonderful satisfaction derived from pouring out the precious elixir of English to thirsty sponge students. At the end of the day, the English teacher is happy in knowing he or she has done their best to contribute real value to the world. And, not only is there that feeling of accomplishment, but there’s a continual flow of happy vibes and exuberant energy passed on to the teacher from the students. One is in the position to reap a harvest of joy beyond one’s wildest expectations. Add to that the gift of a deep sleep that comes from total exhaustion.
4.       Extreme Learning!
Placing oneself in a classroom in SE Asia automatically opens new doors that will present umpteen opportunities to learn things you may have never imagined. A new teacher, in particular, will find themselves being stretched out on many different levels. Questions will arise. And more and more questions. Not just questions about English grammar and syntax, but far-reaching questions that are suddenly affecting your life. For many of these questions, there will not always be easy answers. The exposure to a different culture also opens teachers up to new perspectives, practicalities, problem-solving abilities and mental conditioning. In most cases, there’s only one way to gain this kind of wisdom and that’s by becoming an English teacher in SE Asia. In my humble opinion, there’s no better way to acquire a greater knowledge of the English language and skill to teach it to others than to teach it to others.
5.       Tropical Fruit
Imagine being able to buy fresh tropical fruit every day, straight from the trees or plants. Jack fruit, rambotan, papayas, mangos, bananas, pineapples, coconuts, dragon fruit, guavas… My personal all-time favourite is the durian. You really haven’t lived until you’ve eaten a durian, or two, or three. They say that durians smell like hell and taste like heaven. It’s just a matter of getting past hell and into heaven and, sadly many Westerners don’t venture past the hellish smell. In KL (Kuala Lumpur) there are “All-You-Can-Eat-Durian” shops, frequented by those who just can’t get enough of that exotic, soft, pudding-like, pungent delicacy. For the true durian addict, they haven’t eaten enough unless their sweat smells like durian and every cell in their body has been saturated in it. If you are ever fortunate enough to have the pleasure of imbibing half a dozen durians in one sitting, it will change your life. (Reference 2 https://www.google.com/?hl=my#hl=my&q=all+you+can+eat+durian+kuala+lumpur)
                                                                
6.       Year-Round Access to Vitamin D3
Not only will an English teacher in SE Asia have access to all the tropical fruit their heart could possibly desire, but they will also be able to absorb as much natural vitamin D3 as they like, directly from the sun. Being a Canadian, I have gone through many a cold winter and suffered the results of a lack of natural vitamin D3. Some of the usual symptoms are: achy bones and joints, lethargy, weight gain, even depression. Going for several months without enough sunlight can do nasty things to nice people.  As an English teacher, you can escape sun deprivation! Of course, ultraviolet rays must be treated with respect, particularly on sensitive parts of the body, like the bottom of the feet. And, with all the bad reports on sun screen, I find coconut oil a safer bet. Besides, coconut oil in combination with vitamin D3 has been known to dissolve cellulite. (REFERENCE 3 http://www.losecellulitenow.net/does-coconut-oil-reduce-cellulite-find-out-5-effective-ways/)

7.       Cheap Beer
It’s not a rumour. The beer is definitely cheaper in SE Asia, particularly if you enjoy the local brew. In Siem Reap, Cambodia, they have a street named Pub Street where a lot of beer-drinking takes place by a lot of Western and Japanese tourists. At such low prices, there are virtually no holds barred.
8.       Employment Visa
Never underestimate the value of the privilege of carrying an authentic “Employment Visa”.
Most SE Asian countries will allow Westerners only a one-month visa on arrival. That means the tourist must leave the country after thirty days, which can become an inconvenience and expense if he or she had wanted to stay for a longer period of time. (The exception, Malaysia, grants a three-month or ninety-day visa to most Westerners on arrival, at no cost.)
By getting hired on to teach English, you will be granted an Employment Visa which will allow you to remain in the country of your choice until the work contract has expired. Most schools require the teacher to apply for a year-long visa because that’s usually how long the contract is for. The teacher is not allowed to work at any other institution during that time. At the end of the year, the visa can easily be renewed if required.
 Most schools not only tackle the complicated hassle of the visa application, but will also cover the expense that comes with it.
9.       Sleeper Trains!
Have you ever dreamed of traveling by train in a sleeper car, but you simply couldn’t afford to do so? Have you ever thought about what it would be like to take a long, leisurely train trip through exotic, tropical terrain? Well, in SE Asia, you will finally be able to afford to! Trains are much cheaper than in Western countries. They are even cheaper than a bus. Although trains are generally slower than what we may be accustomed to, it poses no problem if one is not in a hurry to get somewhere. Lying down as you travel seems to make the passing scenery that much more enchanting. The soothing rocking motion lulls you to sleep like your mother used to do when you were a baby. It’s so nice to fall asleep in one city and wake up in another.
10.   Adventure!
Teachers have lots of holidays. (In Malaysia, there is a government holiday almost every month! Tons of Islamic traditional holidays are upheld by the government as well as Hindu, Chinese, Buddhist and Christian holidays. That’s a boon for full-time teachers!) That gives you time to go out and see the sights, pick up a bit of local colour and enjoy the customs and quirks of the natives. You can either jump on a train or bus or rent a motorcycle or car and go to the beach, go scuba-diving, rock-climbing or paragliding, ride an elephant or visit an ancient Buddhist temple, the twin towers in Kuala Lumpur, or take a ferry to one of Thailand’s gorgeous islands. And, while you’re at it, taste all the local dishes. SE Asia offers a wide variety of native cooking to please any palate. It may be a good idea to pick up a dictionary in the language of the locals to help explain oneself in words they can understand. It’s a lot of fun to try to communicate, especially when we have to use our hands in creative ways to put across the message. It can be imperative to know exactly what it is we’re eating.

Tuesday, 20 October 2015

Coffee Addicts Advice

If  you are traveling in SE Asia, you might discover that finding a bag of freshly ground coffee beans is not an easy task. The shops are full of coffee, yes ---instant coffee. And, although you can find coffee at Starbucks or an exotic coffee shop, most of us addicts need to have coffee in our place of residence on hand at all times. At least, I do. So, what's the answer?

Well, if you are in Thailand, you'll find "real" coffee in most of the 7 Eleven stores. What I do, in a pinch is to get the plastic-wrapped paper cup of coffee that says, "Cappuccino" on it because, inside the cup there is a little coffee bag full of real coffee grinds that's not too bad at all. Now, you can either use that and fill it with the hot water at the shop, or just buy it sealed and do it at home. But, you have to make sure that it's the real deal, so you may want to check inside. The coffee bag is nice and big, so if you take it home, you can use it for a big mug of tasty "real" coffee.

However, if you don't want to use that kind of bagged coffee, you'll have to go shopping in the grocery stores for ground coffee or coffee beans if you have a grinder. In Thailand, you may find a bag of coffee that's a normal price if you look hard and long.



In Malaysia, although you may not find coffee at 7 Eleven, you can find real coffee at Tesco. Yes, folks, believe it or not, Tesco is the one place that has a large variety of coffee on their coffee aisle. Unlike Jusco or Aeon that only have one brand of ground coffee in a black bag for an outrageous price. It's not very great-tasting either. I bought the "gourmet" one and it was perhaps a little nicer.

But, in Tesco, you'll find several imported coffees, including French coffee and Brazilian coffee and the store brand. They're pretty good, like a Westerner takes their coffee, you could say.

However, when all is said and done, what we really want is organic coffee from real coffee beans that haven't been sprayed with tons of pesticide. In Malaysia, you can find organic coffee at Ikai in their "cold storage" shop. Organic coffee is a rare find, however, even in Malaysia.

Even in China, I found it difficult to get anything other than Nescafe. You sort of get used to drinking instant coffee after you've been in China for a while.

But, if you happen to be in a Western country, heading to SE Asia, BRING YOUR OWN COFFEE. Even if you do find real coffee over here, it may not be the brand you love and it most certainly won't be organic.

I found a one-cup coffee press which I take with me wherever I go and it sure has come in handy. Or, the alternative is to simply get a coffee filter holder and bring along some filters. You can buy them here, too.

Of course, you needn't worry about finding a Starbucks or McDonald's in Thailand or Malaysia. Cambodia, Myanmar and Laos probably don't have many if any of them, yet. But you can find a decent cup of coffee in Laos sort of like European style, which is very nice and cheap. China? Forget it. They don't know what coffee is, at least where I've been. You can find Starbucks in the bigger cities though, just not so much in the South which is where I spent most of my time. (Although I have to say that last time I was in Kunming, specialty coffee shops were opening up with lots of variety in them at a very high price, if one is on a budget.)












Sunday, 18 October 2015

Ghastly Ghostly Haze!








Every year, Indonesian farmers have their annual “burn-off”. They burn palm oil palms by the hector.

Why?

Why is the question I and many other inhabitants of SE Asia ask. WHY? Well, we know “why”, but what we want to know is, “WHY?”

It’s so inconsiderate. It’s so damaging to our health. It’s so inhumane, so selfish. It’s plain, downright narcissistic. And all just to save money. And mostly because they are just plain, downright lazy.

How much easier is it to pour on the petrol and light her up than to chop down the dormant trees and hack them up for compost? In fact, they could probably use the wood for lots of other purposes. They could probably come up with all kinds of creative ways to make money out of those trees. And, save the rest of SE Asia the pain that their smoke causes. 

SE Asia suffers: students missing school, loss of tourism, financial loss, climate change. People here are not able to breathe. They get head-aches. 95% of the air is smoke. How can you suck that into your lungs without causing bodily harm? We're all breathing Indonesia's second-hand smoke! 

The selfishness of the few causes the many their quality of life. Quality of air. It's not fair to the children. Not fair to the adults.

They say we're looking at another six months of it. Just when we thought it was over! When will it stop? When it finally stops, it is only to start up in another six months! There's no mercy. It's barbaric. Archaic. 


Where is the Indonesian government? WHY? Why aren’t they stopping it? Don’t they care about the health of their own people? Their own children? Not to mention, Singapore and Malaysia, their closest neighbours. This stuff goes all the way up to Thailand, for heaven’s sake.
  
The fines should be heavier than the profit they make by burning. Throw them in prison. FOREVER.




Friday, 16 October 2015

ALARM CLOCK BIRD

This morning, bright and early, I was rudely awakened with this wooping that sounded like a big bird right in my bedroom. I told him to shut up and went back to sleep. Moments later, he DID IT AGAIN. So loud!

Oh, man! Cut it out! Are you serious?

Eventually, with all his persistence he got me out of bed. Turns out he was sitting right on my window sill on the outside window sill and just looking right in the window like as if he wanted to make friends.

Well, he was just so gorgeous I had to take his picture. But I dared not open the window cuz he was right on top of the bottom edge.



 He just kept parading up and down the outside window ledge, swelling up his neck and bellowing out this whistle. Funny guy. SHUT UP! COME ON! It's actually not a pretty sound at all.





But he is a pretty bird. A bird with attitude. And I'll bet you money that he's going to show up on my window ledge again tomorrow morning at the crack of dawn. He's been at his bellowing thing all day but he may be sleeping as I post this. Little bugger.




Wednesday, 7 October 2015

I Can See the Sky at Last!

I can see the sky again! It's still blue. Such a lovely colour of blue! I think the rays of the sun can finally shine down on us once again here in Malaysia. At least, here in Seremban. It's just lovely.

Like they say, "You never miss the water till the well runs dry." and, "You never miss the sun till it's blocked by haze."

Thank you, God. It's like a rebirth.

We have our lives back. How refreshing. The rain brought a sparkle of greeniness with it and the blue sky is just an added luxury that we welcome with open hearts.

Poetic, eh?

Well, maybe you'd feel the same way if you'd lived under a cloud of smoke for a few months like all of us here in Malaysia. Not to mention, the rest of SE Asia.

Tuesday, 6 October 2015

Seriously, Indonesia?

Come on! Since I got here, I haven't been able to see the sky! No kidding! It's a white-out. Haze in the morning. Haze in the evening. Haze at supper-time.

PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, I'm BEGGING YOU, INDONESIA! STOP THE BURNING!

You're killing us! They can't even send their kids to school here! A couple of days ago, the index reading was at 200. I'm not sure what that means, but it's bad.

I have a white table cloth on my table in the kitchen and it gets covered with little black pieces of soot every day. I leave the table cloth on so I can get an idea of what condition the air is in that day. BAD. We're breathing this stuff in every day for months! It HAS to be illegal.

I'm just a tourist without any influence, but I pray someone somehow will do something to stop this. The conditions for human life are very bad here. No wonder there are no other tourists around. Even the natives are taking off to get out of this.

Over the past month, I've been living inside of a cloud of smoke. On top of which, three times already I have had my temporary home smoked with DDT!

It's a good thing I don't have asthma.






Friday, 25 September 2015

Taman Permai and the Coconut King

 
 
Coconuts have received a bad rep around here these days, after the Malaysian president
took a pair of them on his "magic carpet ride" to try to discover the location of the mysterious
missing plane. Although the coconuts didn't seem to help in that case, I do believe in the
wonder of the majestic coconut palm. Is there any tree more gorgeous, fascinating and thrilling?
 
I think not.
 
 

Every morning, when I wake up, I check out my window to make sure the coconut
tree across the street is still there, still full of all its yellow fruit and still waving its
frilly, shiny leaves. To me, he has become a sort of icon or status symbol, not of
wealth, but more of health. He presides over the chicken coop and keeps watch over
the other fruit bearing tees.
 
 
 

 
To the Coconut King's right and left are mango trees. To the right, you can see
several banana trees.
 
That white thing at the bottom of the picture is not a washing machine, as you may
think, but it's a garbage bin (on the bottom) and a mail box (on the top). The bottom
part has become obsolete with the arrival of the modern garbage bin (seen to the left of the
white box). However, the mail box is still in use.
 
 
 
Here's a close up of His Majesty.

I am not a tree hugger. I don't think I've ever hugged a tree in my entire life. But, a tree like this one
deserves some respect, wouldn't you think? It's just bursting with coconuts. I've counted over 27 of them and I can only see one side of the tree! This one tree could feed a whole battalion. Or brigade. Or troop. Or whatever you call them. One hundred soldiers. Or children.

I suspect that, one of these days, someone will manage to get all those coconuts down. There will be a feast then! (I hope I'm invited!)